The Man With the Golden Balls

 Yes , folks you got me, I'm out of R.kelly's closet ( Finally! the dude was just pissing all over me, what am I? 14 ?..smh). So yes its me - THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN BALLS and I am not to be fucked with!

 Hey stop judging I am not the only one with golden balls, there was Ghadaffi who thought he could rule libya for infinity side by side with his bond girls. I mean this dude was on the road to establishing a whole Muslim continent. Well we all know how that turned out (sigh), Please if anyone has seen my golden gun which the barstado stole from me, just give it back, i mean you can keep the girls, but give me that gun, imagine strutting around with a golden ball and no gun, I mean that is not even like shooting blanks, ecstasy won't save u and u won't be getting ecstasy for a long time too..lol. But seriously , what in the hell was he thinking, and that silly son of his is just as....no comment jare.


So on to the next one , now this nigga ..lol , plans to be the next US president but can't remember his lines/strategy during his presidential debate, infact to quote CNN -
"(CNN) -- One is the loneliest number. Two can be as bad as one. And three, well ... um ... what was three again?
Three is hard. I'll start by quoting the silence heard around the political world during Wednesday night's CNBC Republican presidential debate. Here were Texas Gov. Rick Perry's words in the middle of one of his answers: "I will tell you: It's three agencies of government, when I get there, that are gone: Commerce, Education and the -- what's the third one there? Let's see. ... OK. So Commerce, Education and the -- ... The third agency of government I would -- I would do away with the Education, the ... Commerce and -- let's see -- I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry. Oops."

I mean seriously ..lol..what the hell is wrong with republican candidates , reminds me of someone ..who again ( pondering). Oh yes , this 'Bush nigga rite thur' ------------->
Now , this is a brother with golden balls, him and his sidekick, atleast he got away with his ignorance of certain workings of the US system, come to think of it , he may have not been dumb at all ..Naaa ..who am I kidding, he had a shoe thrown at him, that has to be some ignorant shit.

Look guys, ladies, gigolets etc all i am saying is if you have to declare that your riding the shiniest nuts ever, please let it glister, glimmer, let it outshine the damn sun, don"t be like this other ignorant dude, with real golden balls.I mean, DON'T go and kill off the King of Pop music, the great MICHAEL JACKSON by dosing him with lethal volumes of propofol and claim that you are weaning him off the addiction. DON'T shoot a damn documentary while your case is ongoing.I mean obviously he was looking for another quick buck, and Jermaine jackson was kinda right in his interview with piers morgan, this dude is just a finger to that whole conspiracy, there are bigger hands in it.Only time will tell if they will be uncovered, though I think he knew his time was up and he wanted some security..aha! sharp man, ma' nigga'.

But wait oooo, this whole bruhahaha was about me and my own golden balls!!! how did these dudes steal the show. I guess i'll delve into that some other time then, we as human beings always find time to do some ignorant shit, that's what makes the world go round ( literally too, global warming ain't a joke!!)

Oh yeah I still co-sign drake's "take care" album , here's a link to tell you all about it -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Care .  I hope it sells well cos the damn thing leaked like a week ago .Stop looking at me, I didn't download it, it just kinda made its way into my bloody system (psych..lol). Anyways , its a good album, cash money/young money records are on a roll meeen, it used to be aftermath, shady and g-unit ..but all things must change.

Speaking of change, i need to take off these draws of mine, I believe i have done enough to put my dick on ur mind ( NO HOMO), seriously -no homo, love the gays, but no homo. On that subject I hear some coach was fired cos his assistant waw molesting his players for years, I mean..smh..what the hell??  That's why i am not a fan of dudes hugging me.What happened to the handshakes or a good ghetto pound, why must a guy express affection by hugging and crotching it out with me as a sign of greeting, a serious NO NO.

I digress anyways , " sorry , what my time is up?? uh huh" right so my program director just says I should quit it.Till next time, feel free to be free, express yourself and shit, and feel free to grab your golden balls and strut with pride, ladies...hell i don't know, ladies grab ur man's own golden balls and strut around, lol,, Live Well.!!!RIP Heavy D  ...2B continued, ONE!