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Monday 20 February 2012

Blame it on...ILLUMINATI..lol

Yeah I know its been awhile, the ink has been in the pen , sadly it hasn't been flowing as it should. I have an excuse, and it has nothing to do with Alcohol ( sorry T-pain) BUT i am blaming it on something, you guessed right- ILLUMINATI.
Perhaps i can't find any genuine reason to explain all the crazy things that have been happening lately, Why would the New Year (2012) kick off with the SUDDEN  and perplexing removal of ' Fuel Subsidy?? Why would a Muslim sect "BOK's " (for short ) kick off a confusing agenda by bombing Christians and fellow Muslims alike, while instilling fear in us. Most times i'm just waiting for a brother to just do something so i cut him/her with my hidden razor..lol. 
Then comes these Celebrity deaths?? Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Heavy D and now my lovely Whitney Houston! As baffling as they may seem I can't simply accept the autopsy reports of causes of death -drugs, depression, alcohol, etc. Naaa it was the 'Illuminati" ..lol. OK I know it may not be funny to some people especially as this sect has been described as a satanic secret society with an aim to achieve prominence and steer God's people away from His light and love. Historically, the sect were actually known as 'Free thinkers", those who dared to push the boundaries of norms and suppression.They were the elites, inventors etc.Dan Brown illustrates the 'illuminati' well in his novel - Angels and Demons ( film as portrayed by Tom Hanks ).

So Why Illuminati??? Funny thing,the thought stuck when my sis-in-law, claimed that Jay-Z, Beyonce, (Blue Ivy probably),Kanye, Lil Wayne, Birdman (and anything she suspects is part of the New World Order)  have their roots in illuminati...lol ( OJ kai!) . Thing is she may be right, she may be wrong, but with the logic of her argument i guess, D'banj and Don jazzy are also illuminati too lol.


What I will take from this thought is this, Since I cannot comprehend why i wake up sensing more gloom and seeing actual doom in the news , be it by another terrorist attack, external or internal( I know Nigerians mimic alot of things but bomb voyage skills????); the global economic meltdown or see the death of another famous person gone too soon, I just have to blame it on the one thing i've got - Illuminati.
So this will be the current trend, If i'm broke, depressed, miss an appointment, get fat, loose my 6 pack, don't call you, snob you, make alot of cash, buy an airplane, build 10 mansions,loose myself in a bevy of honeys or woreva, don't you worry, Just blame it on- Illuminati..lol.  

Truth is these are not simple times we live in, we walk on edge all the time, we smile with fear, but somehow our faith teaches us to be strong, to hold on, to eliminate the nightmares with the protection of Angels. Atleast that is what I hold on to, keeps me going, keeps me living. 

So you know what?......(Thoughts)......." Fuck illuminati"!!!